VIII- Candles: the light of the blind in the darkness

What light is that? Is it a clap of thunder or the huge conflagration in hell? No, it is a little unhappy burning candle. For crying out loud, it is one, indeed! However, candles are some of the spiritual ingredients certain inter-terrestrials use during their stupid rituals. Candles; some are white, others red, others black, and some others yellow and blue. These different colours are symbolic according to the type of ritual to be performed. Inter-terrestrials, when they use red candles, it terribly means the shedding of human blood. When they use black candles, it shamefully means causing mourning among happy and ignorant individuals. When they use yellow and blue, it doubtfully means apparent happiness and luck. At last, when they use white candles, they mean non transparent peace. With the advent of the new technologies, I would prefer a bulb than a candle. Indeed, a candle light is weaker than a bulb. It is so obvious that a bulb can efficiently cover a spacious room. I know, just as usual, inter-terrestrials will put forth some nonsensical arguments by quoting their forefathers, saying that it is their tradition. Ah ignorant nonsensical thinkers! Maybe bulbs did not exist at that time? That is why; their ancestors were in full swing with candles use during rituals. Today, this practice is outmoded. You can today, with no shame, use the latest source of light if you feel a little bit sort of short sighted! There are people; they know why they always use candles. Simply, they are spiritually blind and operate in the profound shade of darkness: where light is no where to be seen. This is where, candles are vital to create a sort of sun. Without candles, they cannot operate and get in touch with their brethrens in beelzebub' s committed hands. In fact, Candles are for the spiritual blind, and any member of the fraternity who intends to connect to the network needs to light a candle so that he can effectively communicate in the profound shade of darkness. Candles can then be compared to the red light that signals the delimitations of airports to pilots. Ah the world of darkness, the land of the blind! As for you, dear elected friends, you don’t need candles at all. Your light is the supreme and most sophisticated power plant: God!